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  • Laugh out loud and kill your boredom

  • Most of the times, we may feel bored and unhappy so we brought you some jokes so you can be happy.

    1] Girls with small boobs are not allow to to take ampiclux, the drug might mistake their boobs for boil. From ministry of health.


    2] She is your girlfriend, you can't buy pants for her but you will use force to tear the ones she has,my brother even if u repent and go to heaven,u will stay in boy's quarters.......


    3] She wrote: what God has giving me, no one can take it away.
    I commented: where is your virginity? And she block me. What did I do wrong?


    4] Ladies will buy airtime for you and one day be like "I was there for you when you had nothing"....madam really?


    5] With the way this country is now, if two thieves  enter my house and start searching everywhere for money, me sef go jst join dem.
    Abi?? I also need money.


    6] Population of light skinned girls has increased in Africa from 15% to 80% since dis phone editing applications been introduced.


    7]I'm still wondering how those Deeper life pastors wake their wives up for sex
     I think they Will be like, " Sister Grace wake up,  is time for sexual ministrations.


    8] Girls with natural hair act like they have shares in Africa.


    9] I just bought myself two brand new boxers
    I'm tired of wearing small small skirts.


    10] Women are like car Number Plates, if you didn't see it clearly on the front view then relax and wait for the back view
    Are you with me guys?


    11] life is like a bottle of Pepsi, you open it and drink it. Please forgive me I'm an upcoming motivational speaker.


    12] nobody cheats like a girl and a guy that is so silent in a group. Fear them. I repeat
    FEAR THEM !
    I fit call their names oo


    13] Until you stop pronouncing "God" as "Guard" your prayers go straight to security companies.


    14] Boyfriend go chop pepper soup finish, now he take go lick girlfriend...na the matter we dey solve since yesterday .


    15] if you boyfriend doesn't appreciate your nudes send them to me I will hype you.


    16] if your boyfriend is online but does not reply to your sms, know that he is discussing with his parents about your wedding. am i right men?


    17] Anytime I watch Titanic 🚒I cry especially where agya koo was arrested πŸ˜ͺ😭😭.


    18] Showing your boobs on your Status is cool BUT NOT WHEN YOU USE same Bra everydayπŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    19] Short people wearing their laptop bags be looking like tortoise πŸ˜‚


    20] 1000 ways to die❌
    *Dad: sweeping*
    *Me: Raises my legs for him to sweep under*πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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