Laugh out loud and kill your boredom

Most of the times, we may feel bored and unhappy so we brought you some jokes so you can be happy.

1] Girls with small boobs are not allow to to take ampiclux, the drug might mistake their boobs for boil. From ministry of health.

2] She is your girlfriend, you can't buy pants for her but you will use force to tear the ones she has,my brother even if u repent and go to heaven,u will stay in boy's quarters.......

3] She wrote: what God has giving me, no one can take it away.
I commented: where is your virginity? And she block me. What did I do wrong?

4] Ladies will buy airtime for you and one day be like "I was there for you when you had nothing"....madam really?

5] With the way this country is now, if two thieves  enter my house and start searching everywhere for money, me sef go jst join dem.
Abi?? I also need money.

6] Population of light skinned girls has increased in Africa from 15% to 80% since dis phone editing applications been introduced.

7]I'm still wondering how those Deeper life pastors wake their wives up for sex
 I think they Will be like, " Sister Grace wake up,  is time for sexual ministrations.

8] Girls with natural hair act like they have shares in Africa.

9] I just bought myself two brand new boxers
I'm tired of wearing small small skirts.

10] Women are like car Number Plates, if you didn't see it clearly on the front view then relax and wait for the back view
Are you with me guys?

11] life is like a bottle of Pepsi, you open it and drink it. Please forgive me I'm an upcoming motivational speaker.

12] nobody cheats like a girl and a guy that is so silent in a group. Fear them. I repeat
I fit call their names oo

13] Until you stop pronouncing "God" as "Guard" your prayers go straight to security companies.

14] Boyfriend go chop pepper soup finish, now he take go lick the matter we dey solve since yesterday .

15] if you boyfriend doesn't appreciate your nudes send them to me I will hype you.

16] if your boyfriend is online but does not reply to your sms, know that he is discussing with his parents about your wedding. am i right men?

17] Anytime I watch Titanic 🚒I cry especially where agya koo was arrested πŸ˜ͺ😭😭.

18] Showing your boobs on your Status is cool BUT NOT WHEN YOU USE same Bra everydayπŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19] Short people wearing their laptop bags be looking like tortoise πŸ˜‚

20] 1000 ways to die❌
*Dad: sweeping*
*Me: Raises my legs for him to sweep under*πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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