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  • KILL YOUR BOREDOM TODAY (jokes cribs)
  • KILL YOUR BOREDOM TODAY .


    Please I need your comments on what you feel about this jokes.

    1)My Ex sent me a sex video of her and her new boyfriend, to make me jealous And I send it to her mom๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
    I hate nonsense

    2)"l miss you"
    "l miss you too"
    National Anthem of long distance relationships...

    3)I still can't believe I was born without my permission, what if I want to be a mosquito๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    4)How can someone be so broke that when you call his number its says"sorry!, the number you are trying to call cannot be RICH!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰

    5)Hustle o! Make your sister no carry her boo come house and knack in your presence๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

    6)☺Which room will you go for among these three (3)๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
    (A) Free Wi-Fi
    (B) Free sex๐Ÿ˜…
    (C) Free food๐Ÿง

    Mine: (C) Free food
    6)My mom told me that my dad left me when I was 9 month old when he left to buy Ideal milk.*
    Please if you see him tell him I drink Heineken now.
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    7)*- Her breasts and nipples will not stand forever.*
    *- Her stomach will change due to childbirth.*
    *- Her buttocks and shape will get boring.*
    *- Her face, feet and fingers will shrink due to age.*

    *But her attitude and character will remain.*
    *- Marry A Good Woman*

    8)When the relationship is new.
    Him: Hahaha 
    Her : Lol.bae u laugh like Jesus..

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    This Life Have Spoil Finish.

    9)A mother said to her teenage daughter:
    I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
    Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
    Mother: Funke!!! .๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


    10)*✊๐ŸผSis....If he says sorry๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ when he knows you are the one wrong. Marry him๐Ÿ’. Those guys are few. We are just 300 in the world๐Ÿ’ฏ.*

    11)Respect that woman who went on her knees, not only to pray for you, but to also suck your dick without being begged.

    12)I can't marry a broke man but u sleep on a mat. my sister sua Nyansa na w'agyimi do do

    13)You're arrested on d 1st of January and they say u are to b released on ur birthday. When are you coming out????๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    14)*Please guys let's take things serious in this group. This should be the last time such things happen. I know we are friends here but we must have boundaries and respect for each others' private and personal lives. Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my phone number?*
    ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ☹

    15)Guys, after sucking breast what next? ๐Ÿคท‍♀️

    16)My gf dumped me, what song should I sing to comfort myself☹☹☹

    17)Can secondary school love lead to marriage???

    18You flashed me,I called back to know who flashed and you're telling me to guess.....guess with my own credit๐Ÿ’you're mad๐Ÿ˜’?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Drop your comments please 



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