KILL YOUR BOREDOM TODAY (jokes cribs)

KILL YOUR BOREDOM TODAY .


Please I need your comments on what you feel about this jokes.

1)My Ex sent me a sex video of her and her new boyfriend, to make me jealous And I send it to her mom๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
I hate nonsense

2)"l miss you"
"l miss you too"
National Anthem of long distance relationships...

3)I still can't believe I was born without my permission, what if I want to be a mosquito๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝ‍♂๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ

4)How can someone be so broke that when you call his number its says"sorry!, the number you are trying to call cannot be RICH!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰

5)Hustle o! Make your sister no carry her boo come house and knack in your presence๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

6)☺Which room will you go for among these three (3)๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
(A) Free Wi-Fi
(B) Free sex๐Ÿ˜…
(C) Free food๐Ÿง

Mine: (C) Free food
6)My mom told me that my dad left me when I was 9 month old when he left to buy Ideal milk.*
Please if you see him tell him I drink Heineken now.
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7)*- Her breasts and nipples will not stand forever.*
*- Her stomach will change due to childbirth.*
*- Her buttocks and shape will get boring.*
*- Her face, feet and fingers will shrink due to age.*

*But her attitude and character will remain.*
*- Marry A Good Woman*

8)When the relationship is new.
Him: Hahaha 
Her : Lol.bae u laugh like Jesus..

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
This Life Have Spoil Finish.

9)A mother said to her teenage daughter:
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
Mother: Funke!!! .๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


10)*✊๐ŸผSis....If he says sorry๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ when he knows you are the one wrong. Marry him๐Ÿ’. Those guys are few. We are just 300 in the world๐Ÿ’ฏ.*

11)Respect that woman who went on her knees, not only to pray for you, but to also suck your dick without being begged.

12)I can't marry a broke man but u sleep on a mat. my sister sua Nyansa na w'agyimi do do

13)You're arrested on d 1st of January and they say u are to b released on ur birthday. When are you coming out????๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

14)*Please guys let's take things serious in this group. This should be the last time such things happen. I know we are friends here but we must have boundaries and respect for each others' private and personal lives. Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my phone number?*
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15)Guys, after sucking breast what next? ๐Ÿคท‍♀️

16)My gf dumped me, what song should I sing to comfort myself☹☹☹

17)Can secondary school love lead to marriage???

18You flashed me,I called back to know who flashed and you're telling me to guess.....guess with my own credit๐Ÿ’you're mad๐Ÿ˜’?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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