1)So far, what have u people gained from videoing yourselves and licking your lips?π
2)*TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES* real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones
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3)*If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae*
Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Lead By Example
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4)*Who told people that if you want to see that*
*microphone is* *working you must say “one two one two*
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5)Listen and listen carefully.. *If your relationship is not making you to borrow airtime from your network, forget it; you're not yet in love.*... π§π»♂π§π»♂π§π»♂
6)A mother can be educated or uneducated... But she is the best guide and the last hope in the world when you fail ππ»ππ»ππ»
7)*Sometimes I just wonder why some peoples leave this group. I don't know what they want in this life*
8)I wonder who told African Taxi Drivers that the best time to buy fuel is after loading the passengers πππ
9)*he is tall and handsome and I think I like him, na so some people end up marrying some men wey no get brain*π
10)If you can't find the right man to marry, antie just send the wrong man to God for editing.ππ
11)Call a guy baby, he will be happy but tell him he is acting like a child, then he gets angry...
Isn’t baby a child??? ππ€π
12)*Some girls behave like if you take their phone number they will get pregnantπ€°π€£*
13)*The handwriting of a Medical Doctor is directly proportional to the incantation of a Native Doctor. They both confuse people*
14)*Some guys will be dating an ugly girl and be like Another man's food is another man's poison.*
My friend poison na poison.
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15)The way some people repeat clothes ehn. You will think today is yesterday πππ«π’π
16)*Some girls only know how to pose in pictures... But let them cook beans for u. Aaaaaah!* π³π³π³. U will see all the stones David used on Goliath...
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17)Pls ooooh If I dumped u before and u apologize and I did not accept
Baby pls come and re-apologize abeg let me accept
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18)*Dear fat people....ππ apart from snoring, which other instrument can you play???ππ*
22)When you treat your Gf nicely, God will
bless you with
another one .π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
19)π *So you lick a girl like ice cream in between her legs but when your friend drink sachet water and leave some, you tear other part and drink*
Keep it up Mr. Hygieneπππ
20)*When u are married but u still want to cheat*....you be like...
*"mmmm yes im married but it is you that i love"*
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