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  • 1)So far, what have u people gained from videoing yourselves  and licking your lips?πŸ™„

    2)*TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES* real men uses.
    Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones

    3)*If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae*
    Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Lead By Example

    4)*Who told people that if you want to see that*
    *microphone is* *working you must say “one two one two*

    5)Listen and listen carefully.. *If your relationship is not making you to borrow airtime from your network, forget it; you're not yet in love.*... πŸ§–πŸ»‍♂πŸ§–πŸ»‍♂πŸ§–πŸ»‍♂

    6)A mother can be educated or uneducated... But she is the best guide and the last hope in the world when you fail πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

    7)*Sometimes I just wonder why some peoples leave this group. I don't know what they want in this life*

    8)I wonder who told African Taxi Drivers that the best time to buy fuel is after loading the passengers  πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

    9)*he is tall and handsome and I think I like him, na so some people end up marrying some men wey no get brain*πŸ™ˆ

    10)If you can't find the right man to marry, antie just send the wrong man to God for editing.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

    11)Call a guy baby, he will be happy but tell him he is acting like a child, then he gets angry...
    Isn’t baby a child??? πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ™„

    12)*Some girls behave like if you take their phone number they will get pregnant🀰🀣*

    13)*The handwriting of a Medical Doctor is directly proportional to the incantation of a Native Doctor. They both confuse people*

    14)*Some guys will be dating an ugly girl and be like Another man's food is another man's  poison.*
    My friend poison na poison.

    15)The way some people repeat clothes ehn. You will think today is yesterday πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜«πŸ˜’πŸ˜Ž

    16)*Some girls only know how to pose in pictures... But let them cook beans for u. Aaaaaah!* 😳😳😳. U will see all the stones David used on Goliath...

    17)Pls ooooh If I dumped u before and u apologize and I did not accept
     Baby pls come and re-apologize abeg let me accept
    YAWA DON GAS🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    18)*Dear fat people....πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜” apart from snoring, which other instrument can you play???😏😏*

    22)When you treat your Gf nicely, God will
    bless you with
    another one .🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    19)πŸ˜‚ *So you lick a girl like ice cream in between her legs but when your friend drink sachet water and leave some, you tear other part and drink*

    Keep it up Mr. HygieneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    20)*When u are married but u still want to cheat* be like...
    *"mmmm yes im married but it is you that i love"*

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