Cribs
[1): Any breast standing without BRA gets 10k Transfer, Send Account number and the picture of the breast to claim d prizeπ
[2): I need a girlfriend who will be faithful to me until I find my wife ππ
[3): *_Ladies if you need a faithful man, just try and make money. All men are faithful to rich women πππ_*
_Poh!π_
[4): *I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five, Who am i to say no?*
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[7): What's happiness?
Happiness is when you see your Ex dating
someone u can draw with ur left hand lo
[7): _*No sex position makes a man faithful... Sister relax!*_π
[8): *MY PEOPLE THE GROUP ELECTRICITY π‘BILL HAS COME OOO π³π³ IT WILL BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE NUMBER OF TIMES U CHAT HERE SO GUESS WHO IS GOING TO PAY MOST OF THE BILL ππππ
WHO CHAT THE MOST HERE???*..
[9): All this fresh university graduates posting.
Thank God the stress is overπ
Should we tell them the truth?π
[10): Sometimes your boyfriend is overprotective because he knows that you are easy to get. Just malt and pepper soup, pant have shifted one side
Fact shaa♨ππΎ
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[11): Dear DivorcΓ©es Stop teaching our younger sisters & brothers to hate marriage. Its YOUR marriage that failed!
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[12): You are going to visit a guy and wore *jumpsuit* .... What happened to your gowns and skirts? π€¨
Wicked girls♨
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[13): Pls how can a guy break up with the daughter of a native doctor ?
Am in pain♨
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[14): African home
Me:john d fuel wae dey inside gen e plenty Abi e small
John:e plenty smallπππ
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[15): This One Off Me Badly;
Nigerians will nt kill me o..Hw can u go to a dead person's timeline & post "R.I.P bro,i'm sorry its coming late"️π’π
[17): *Facebook Free Mode don kill me oo*
*my babe posted her pic kissing a guy..*
*And I commented ...nice one babeπππ*
[18): *That moment when you just lost a fight. And when you get home You start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could have done.*
How that thing dey pain. Abi you kaii.
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[19): *Ladies when you are engaged don't say you are taken, you are just booked.*
Bookings can be cancelled anytime. Be wise.
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[20): *There’s always that one☝family member who always views your status*
*and tell the whole family..!*
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[21): It's always the cute guys that will walk up to you with charming eyes, and whisper to you, "my friend likes you" then he will point at one monkey with big forehead like glefe half plot. π π π
[22): My girlfriend said I must delete my WhatsApp account or she's leaving me...I will be back guys, let me help her pack her bags.π
[23): The Ability To Hold Back Tears When Food Does Not Reach U In a Ceremony Is The Highest Maturity In Life.
[24): Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter?π€π€π€
[25): These WASSCE graduates are coming to start posting 'leg'! here I come Knust in a bit ucc is calling . They think it's a joke ππ
When the results are out norrr, u will see updates like Education is not a race ππ Next year is bae ππ Nursing training soon π fashion school chose me ππ school na scam ππππ
[26): Ghanaian Aunties really be checking on you just to make sure you’re not doing better than their kids... Disgraceful ππππππ
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