1): *We will Go on Demonstration If We Don't Get Husbands This Year*
Nurses are going on demonstration cos of us, woooooaw!!! Men are powerful oooo.
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2): If you go do *LOOM* and they *DOOM* you, don’t come and cry in my *ROOM*, because na *BROOM* ago take flog your soft ass till you *ZOOM.*
I talk my matter finish oooooo.
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3): GIRLS OF TODAY:
A guy was on a date in his new Range Rover car with his babe.
Guy: I have been hiding a secret from you and I think you'll break this affair if I tell you.
Girl: What is that my Love?
Guy: I am married.
Girl: HΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ! You scared me! I thought you were going to say the car is not yours!
Eeeiiiii Ladies ...
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4): Comrades, if you know you are in love with my jokes just give me an emoji and comments how you feel about my jokes and mimics . Oya those who follow my jokes.
MAN OF GOD ❤❤❤.
6): I want a girl as loyal as DSTV channel 100, it never leave me no matter how broke i am
7): *Women are naturally expensive. Just take the one you can afford and stop saying women like money.*
Ladies should I increase the volume?
8): *Ladies stop wearing short skirts to a funeral*
*We can't be mourning and be horny at dsame time*
9): One Thing You Should Know In Life Is That, A Hairy Pussy, Bursts Condomππππ
Pls take note n accept de pregnancy π€° with all due respect π
9): Some people are busy cuddling while you and I are here busy reading comments on facebook/watsap πππ
10): People Need To Understand That Facebook /watsap Is For Entertainment♥πΉ Church Is For Your Problemsπ✋
:11) Tomorrow I will go to Accra mall and walk around all alone. I just love the scent there ππππ
12): You don't like a girl who asks for material things....when she asks for wisdom and divine protection can you give?? π€£π€£π€£Masa menfa ohia nka nkwasiasemπππππ
13): Its only in Ghana that after ordinary 3 missed calls, ur girlfriend will text u "Enjoy with ur new girlfriend"
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14) So I sat in the troski at the front seat and the driver bought boflot and invited me na the way I break the thing err πππππ. The driver bore charle π
He dey talk plenty buh I no see am sef πππ₯
15): So I sat in the troski at the front seat and the driver bought boflot and invited me na the way I break the thing err πππππ. The driver bore charle π
He dey talk plenty buh I no see am sef πππ₯
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